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BALTIMORE BLAST --- 9 TIME INDOOR SOCCER CHAMPIONS

The Baltimore Blast were a longtime member of the Major Indoor Soccer League. From 1978 to 1980, the team was played as the Houston Summit but moved prior to the 1980-81 season. The team won the league's championship in 1984. The team folded when the MISL ceased operation in the summer of 1992.

The Baltimore Blast were founded by North Carolina-based software executive Bill Stealeyas the Baltimore Spirit at the end of July 1992 and joined the National Professional Soccer League. The team replaced the earlier Baltimore Blast, who folded along with the original Major Indoor Soccer League. When the team was purchased by Ed Hale, a former owner of the original team, the Spirit were renamed the Blast on July 10, 1998 (Hale had the rights to the Blast name, hence the reason why the team decided to change its name) and joined the new MISL II in 2001. After the MISL II folded in 2008, the team announced it would be joining the new National Indoor Soccer League, which would later acquire the rights to, and became, the third version of the MISL. The current version of the Blast, which will be competing in the newly formed Indoor Professional League (IPL) in 2016, has won 8 league championships (2003, 2004, 2006, 2008, 2009, 2013, 2016 and 2017) in addition to the one won by the original Blast in 1984.

The original Baltimore Blast were a popular, immensely entertaining entry on the Baltimore sports scene throughout the 1980’s.  The team arrived in Charm City in the spring of 1980 by way of Houston, Texas, where the franchise had failed to develop a following during the first two seasons of the Major Indoor Soccer League.  But in Baltimore, the Blast would find a rare and enviable situation – a “Major League” sports market with a distinct shortage of Major League teams.  Once the NFL’s Baltimore Colts snuck out of town on March 28th, 1984, the Blast had Baltimore’s winter sports scene all to themselves.

The aggressive promotion of the team by radio partner WFBR, then 1300 AM was instrumental in its popularity, as well. Art Sinclair and Charley Eckman handled the play-by-play. They were owned by Bernie Rodin, who also owned the Rochester Lancers and the New York ArrowsBlast games at the Baltimore Civic Center were a spectacle, starting with the team’s elaborate pre-game introductions. The lights dimmed, Christopher Cross’ “Ride Like The Wind” boomed over the sound system, fog swirled, and the Blast cheerleaders and players charged onto the arena floor from an exploding soccer ball-shaped spaceship that descended from the ceiling.  Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” was the Blast’s goal song and would be heard over and over again, as the high-scoring MISL averaged nearly 11 goals per match.

Beyond the marketing glitz, the Blast were a consistently terrific team under Head Coach Kenny Cooper, who moved with the team from Houston and would guide the club for all 12 seasons in Baltimore.  The Blast had fierce divisional rivalries with the New York Arrows in the early part of the 1980’s and then with the Cleveland Force in the middle of the decade. But the team’s toughest opponent was Ron Newman’s San Diego Sockers, the great indoor dynasty of the 80’s.  The Blast made the MISL playoffs eleven times in twelve seasons.  On five occasions (’83, ’84, ’85, ’89 and ’90) the Blast advanced to the Championship Series, losing the Newman’s club four times. 

Baltimore’s only MISL title came in 1984, a season when the Sockers competed in the rival North American Soccer League. On June 8th, 1984, the Blast defeated the St. Louis Steamers in Game 5 of the MISL finals to win the league championship.  This win would mark the peak of the team’s popularity and influence in Baltimore.  The Colts had just left town.  The Blast averaged a franchise record 11,189 fans per game at the Civic Center in 1983-84.  The victory was also a vindication of one of Kenny Cooper’s boldest moves.  Eleven months earlier, Cooper paid a league record $150,000 transfer fee to purchase an overweight Yugoslav striker named Stan Stamenkovic from the Memphis Americans.  Stamenkovic, known as “The Pizza Man” for his abominable dietary and conditioning habits, led the MISL in scoring in both the regular season and playoffs and was the named the league’s Most Valuable Player for 1984.

The Blast’s 1984 championship was sweet for original owner Bernie Rodin, as he was last man standing of the MISL’s original owners from 1978 and it was his final game in the league.  Rodin had sold the Blast for a league record $2.9 million to Nathan Scherr three months earlier and the ownership transfer would take formal effect one week after the Finals victory.

The Blast continued to be a fixture in Baltimore for the rest of the decade, averaging over 10,000 fans per game through 1986.  The fortunes of both the MISL and the Blast began to flag as the decade drew to an end.  The league nearly folded in the summer of 1988.  Budget cuts saw the Blast’s vaunted pre-game pyrotechnics scaled back in the late 1980’s, even as previously conservative NBA and NHL teams began to co-opt the MISL’s flashy game presentation tactics.  Nathan Scherr’s early 1989 sale of the Blast to Ed Hale brought just $700,000, or less than 25% of what the team commanded five years earlier.

The Blast played their final matches in April 1992.  Appropriately, the team lost their last contests to Ron Newman and the San Diego Sockers in the 1992 playoff semi-finals.  Fewer than 5,000 fans turned out for each of the semi-final games at Baltimore Arena.

The MISL went out of business  in July 1992 and the Blast closed up shop along with the league.  Within a matter of days, a new indoor club called the Baltimore Spirit was organized with Kenny Cooper returning as Head Coach and Bill Stealey as the new owner.  The Spirit entered the lower-budget National Professional Soccer League, where they would compete for six seasons.  In 1998, former Blast owner Ed Hale purchased the Spirit from Bill Stealey and changed the name back to the Baltimore Blast as he still had rights to the name.  This second version of the Blast continues to play today under Ed Hale’s ownership. 

League Champions: 

1984, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2008, 2009, 2013, 2016, 2017

Championship Finals:

1983, 1985, 1989, 1990, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2015

 

Coaches:

 

Kenny Cooper 1980-1994

Dave MacWilliams 1994-1996

Mike Stankovic 1996-1998

Kevin Healey 1998-2002

Sean Bowers 2002

Bobby McAvan 2002-2003

Tim Wittman 2003-2006

Danny Kelly 2006-present

Blast Team Hall of Famers: 

Kenny Cooper

Stan Stamenkovic

Mike Stankovic

Bruce Savage

Earl Foreman

Tim Wittman

Joey Fink

Dave MacWilliams

Heinz Wirtz

Domenic Mobilio

Keith Van Eron

Billy Ronson

Richard Chinapoo

Pat Ercoli

Cris Vaccaro

Doug Neely

Dan Counce

Rusty Troy

Tarik Walker

Denison Cabral

Lance Johnson

Danny Kelly

The Blast joined the new MISL II in 2001. After the MISL II folded in 2008, the team announced it would be joining the new National Indoor Soccer League, which would later acquire the rights to, and became, the third version of the MISL.

One day after the 2013–2014 MISL Championship final, USL President Tim Holt announced a number of teams would not be returning to the MISL the following year.The franchise announced on April 2, 2014, that it would not return to the Major Indoor Soccer League (MISL) after its contract with the United Soccer Leagues (USL), owners of the circuit, expired following the 2013–14 season. It was officially announced the Blast would be one of six teams joining the Professional Arena Soccer League (later renamed the Major Arena Soccer League) in the 2014–2015 season.

In their first two seasons as a member of MASL, the Blast would win 33 out of 39 games. They placed first in the Eastern Division in both the 2014-2015 and 2015-2016 seasons, played in the 2015 and 2016 championship series and won the 2016 series over Soles de Sonora two games to none. The Blast repeated as Newman Cup Champions in 2017, again winning the final series over Soles de Sonora two games to one.

On February 18, 2016, Blast owner Ed Hale announced his intentions to leave the Major Arena Soccer League and form a new league.

On May 3, 2016, the expansion franchise Florida Tropics SC held a press conference stating they would be joining the IPL. At the press conference Ed Hale was announced as the chairman of the league, and Sam Fantauzzo, former owner of the Rochester Lancers, was announced as the first commissioner of the league. It was announced that the St. Louis Ambush, Baltimore Blast, and Harrisburg Heat had "resigned" from the MASL.

On August 29, 2016, the Blast, Heat, Ambush re-entered the MASL, along with the expansion Tropics. The move effectively folded the IPL, as no teams remained in the league.

The Blast announced in August 2017 that they would move from the Royal Farms Arena to the SECU Arena on the campus of Towson University, beginning in the 2017-2018 MASL season. The move will be the first time the Blast franchise will play home games in an arena other than the Royal Farms Arena. (Wikipedia)

The Blast is the best team in Baltimore

By Brandon Weigel, City Paper, 3/10/15

The Blast are the best team in Baltimore.

How do I know this? The seven (now eight, with a ninth soon to be added) championship banners hanging from the rafters in the glorious Royal Farms Arena. That’s more than the Ravens and Orioles put together—which you were probably able to figure out on your own, but come on, that’s really impressive.

And yet, when I recently told people I attended one of the indoor soccer team’s games, I was met with two reactions: “Oh yeah, I’ve been meaning to go” and “They still exist?”

Come on, Baltimore! The Blast is like the Yankees of indoor soccer. Between 2002 and 2009, it won five championships of seven, and added another as recently as the 2012-2013 campaign. This is its eighth straight year making the playoffs. Outside of two losses on a West Coast road trip in early February, it’s won every single game, boasting an unblemished 10-0 on its home carpet. This is all the more impressive because the Blast is asserting its superiority in the inaugural season of the Major Arena Soccer League, a combination of the Major Indoor Soccer League and Professional Arena Soccer League. New league with a deeper talent pool, same ass-kicking delivered to the competition.

On March 11, the Blast begins its quest for the Ron Newman Cup when it faces off against the winner of a series between the Rochester Lancers and Syracuse Silver Knights, and it’s one of the best teams* in the whole damn tournament. Baltimore! It is time to get on board!

March is typically the time of madness and brackets, and Maryland is particularly blessed to have the men’s and women’s teams at the University of Maryland both ranked in the top 10 (as of this writing). This Maryland alumnus will be watching intently as coaches Mark Turgeon and Brenda Frese try to make deep runs, but I also plan on devoting my rooting interests to coach Danny Kelly and the winningest team in Charm City.

Now, the mere mention of soccer may have caused your eyes to glaze over, because you’re an American and you know better. But let me tell you this, friend: Arena soccer has taken the game loved all over the globe and made it not-boring. Seems impossible, but it’s true.

Instead of using a long, 100-yard-plus field, arena soccer is played on a ringed indoor turf about the size of a hockey rink—in fact, the same plexiglass surrounds the east and west sides of the field where the goals are, meaning the guys can mix it up a bit when they’re pinned against the wall. The shorter field all but eliminates traditional soccer’s incredibly dull midfield game, where the ball is passed around between the teams until one is able to break away and get off a shot that will sail 10 feet wide of the goal and still be considered “close.”

It also means there are way more shots. More shots mean more that go in (despite the smaller goal of indoor soccer), and hey, goals are worth two points, because scoring is more exciting and fun and patriotic. And there’s a three-point arc because, again, scoring points is entertaining. Soccer’s English Premier League does not understand this maxim.

But this doesn’t mean there can’t be great defense. At the game I attended on Feb. 13 against the Lancers, goalie William Vanzela posted a shutout in an 11-0 victory. The Blast maintained control of the ball for a good portion of the game, keeping on the offensive and launching repeated attacks. It was sheer dominance.

And you can watch this exciting brand of sport from your home for free, zip, zero, nada. MASL offers streams of their games on golivesportscast.com. You don’t even need cable! Just the internet.

Of course, it’s more fun to attend and cheer with the crowd and watch the cheerleaders and bounce out of your seat whenever the home team scores. We will say, however, that going to a Blast game is, surprisingly, about as expensive as going to a ballgame at Camden Yards. Tickets typically run $16-$40, and while Groupon deals can be had, the cost of beers and concessions is about the same as at O’s games.

Far be it from me to tell the team’s owner, former banker and CIA operative Edwin F. Hale Sr., how to run his business, but it seems like the Blast would get more butts in the seats—to be clear, Baltimore loves its Blast, the team is second in league attendance, averaging 6,201 fans per game—if the games were a little more affordable than other options.

But that’s a conversation we can save for the offseason. Money should be no object as YOUR Baltimore Blast starts its march for postseason glory. We’re telling you that yes, the Blast still exists and it is awesome, and that if you’ve been meaning to go, now is the time. 

BALTIMORE BLAST TAKE 2016 MASL TITLE

The Blast traveled to Sonora on Friday night for game 2 of the MASL Championship series. The battle between two great teams went back and forth all night but in the end the Blast were able to win in overtime and claim the MASL Championship.

Sonora would take an early lead with the first two goals of the game. Alejandro Leyva and Erick Rosas recorded back to back goals to give Sonora a 2-0 lead. Before the end of the quarter the Blast would get on the board when Lucas Roque assisted Onua Obasi on his second postseason goal. At the end of the first the Blast trailed 2-1.

Both teams when back and forth exchanging goals in the second quarter. Jonatas Melo tied the game at 2 off a goal assisted by Sofiane Tergou. At the 4:30 mark league MVP, Franck Tayou, found the back of the net for Sonora. Sofiane Tergou would answer for the Blast at the 5:26 mark with a goal assisted by Kaoru Forbess. Later in the quarter, Enrique Canez put Sonora up 4-3 but that lead would not last long as one minute later Lucas Roque recorded his team leading sixth postseason goal off of Pat Healey’s fifth postseason assist. At the half the game was tied at 4.

Both teams came out aggressive in the second half as the back and forth battle continued with eight goals scored in the third quarter. Andrew Hoxie would give the Blast the lead at the 3:05 mark with his second playoff goal. At the 3:20 mark Alejandro Leyva recorded a goal to tie it at 5 and then Damien Garcia gave Sonora the lead. At the 5:46 mark Leyva would complete the hat trick with his third goal of the game putting Sonora up 7-5. Kaoru Forbess would answer for the Blast with his second postseason goal at the 7:05 mark. Sonora would answer when Christian Segura found the back of the net of an assist from Jose Campoy. Before the end of the quarter the Blast would get right back into the game with back to back goals. Lucas Roque recorded his second goal of the game of an assist from Jeremy Ortiz and the Jonatas Melo recorded his second goal of the game as well at the 11:39 mark. The game entered the final quarter tied at 8.

The fast paced scoring would continue in the final quarter as ten goals were recorded. Lucas Roque completed his hat trick at the 1:01 mark of the quarter to give the Blast a 9-8 lead. Erick Rosas tied the game for Sonora at the 3:04 mark but only :02 seconds later Andrew Hoxie gave the Blast the lead right back. Tony Donatelli would extend that lead  with his third postseason goal. Sonora would not go down without a fight, recording three straight goals. Franck Tayou recorded back to back goals for a hat trick on the night before Enrique Canez gave Sonora a 12-11 lead. Sofianne Tergou recorded his second goal of the night at at 10:31 mark and then Lucas Roque drilled home his fourth goal of the night to give the Blast a 13-12 lead. In the final minute of regulation Damian Garcia hit a shot that found the back of the net for Sonora. With the championship on the line the game went into overtime tied at 13.

It took only :28 seconds into the overtime for Tony Donatelli to score the goal that would crown the Baltimore Blast 2016 MASL Champions.

The Blast were led by MASL Finals MVP Lucas Roque, who recorded 4 goals and added an assist. Roque led the Blast in postseason goals with 9 including 5 in the Championship Series.

The Blast had one at last

The Baltimore Blast won its first MISL title, exploding against St. Louis

By E.M. Swift, Sports Illustrated, 6/18/84

Decorum vanished. Mania prevailed. As the Baltimore Blast sashayed jubilantly from the Civic Center floor last Friday night after the team's first Major Indoor Soccer League championship, several players stripped off their shoes and filthy socks and flung them into the standing-room-only crowd, where they were battled over like the wondrous strange treasures they were. Three Blast players, one wearing a jersey of the vanquished St. Louis Steamers, stayed behind to do a bump-and-grind number on the awards podium with the MISL trophy held aloft—"Ce-le-bration time, come on!"—while still others circled the arena kissing swimmy-headed fans over the Plexiglas.

Moments later the air inside the Blast locker room became misty with tears and champagne. Coach Kenny Cooper embraced each of his players even as defender Juan Carlos Michia crawled atop the lockers drenching coach and compadres with bubbly from above. Stan Stamenkovic, the Blast's rotund Yugoslavian scoring star, spread his arms wide when asked if he would be attending that night's victory party. "Of course. Champagne, whiskey, beer," he said in his halting English. "You know Stan!"

Most ebullient of all, though, may have been lame-duck team chairman of the board/director Bernie Rodin, who, after helping found the MISL six seasons ago, had just seen his final game as an owner. Last March Rodin sold the Blast to a local businessman, Nathan Sherr, for $3 million, effective June 15. "I'm the only original owner left in the league," Rodin said, grinning. "I helped write the rules for this sport. It's an incredible feeling. Like being Abner Doubleday, only I've got one thing Abner never had. A team that won the championship."

Twice before, Rodin's teams had advanced to the MISL finals and lost. In 1979-80, the league's first season, Rodin owned the Houston Summit, which was beaten in the championship game by the New York Arrows, winners of the first four MISL titles. In May 1980 Rodin moved his franchise to Baltimore, a city with a strong soccer tradition and no major league basketball or hockey teams with which to compete. Renamed the Blast, Rodin's club made it to the finals again in 1982-83, losing to the San Diego Sockers in the fifth game of a best-of-five series. On the plane home Rodin asked Cooper what the team needed to put it over the top. "One player," Cooper told him. "A guy who, by doing something impulsive and instinctive, can break a game wide open."

Enter Stamenkovic, a.k.a. the Magician, a.k.a. the Human Soccer Ball, who in 77 games over two seasons with the Memphis Americans had 101 goals, 213 points and 563 pizzas. His passion for his favorite food was such that the Americans once ran a promotion in which a lucky fan got to go to a pizza party with Stan. In Memphis, Stamenkovic blimped out at 223 pounds (he's a hair under 6 feet) despite the best efforts of Memphis's coach and general manager, Kyle Rote Jr., to get him to trim his weight. "A diet to Stan is cutting down from a 14-inch pizza for dinner to a 12-inch pizza," Rote says. The Blast bought Stamenkovic's contract over the summer for a league-record $150,000 (Memphis also threw in midfielder Ray Kunovac, another Yugoslav), and Baltimore suddenly had the game breaker Cooper coveted.

Almost immediately Cooper flew to Yugoslavia to visit Stamenkovic at his home in Titova Uzice and persuaded him to accede to a weight clause in his $100,000 contract. It called for the Magician to make 20 pounds vanish into thin air. "As a franchise we went out of our way to make Stan feel welcome," says Cooper, 38. "I told him that in Baltimore he was just going to be one of the guys, that we weren't going to build the team around him like they tried to do in Memphis. Baltimore is a blue-collar city that doesn't take to superstars that much. The last thing he told me before I left Yugoslavia was, 'Kenny, I'm going to win the championship for you.' "

The Blast had the best record in the MISL regular season, 34-14, winning 21 of its final 24 games and finishing first overall in offense (5.83 goals per game) and second to St. Louis in team defense (4.23 goals against). Stamenkovic won the scoring title with 97 points—63 of them on assists. "He makes other people play," says Cooper. "That's the main reason we wanted him." Before meeting Western Division champion St. Louis in the best-of-seven finals, the Blast had annihilated their two previous playoff opponents, New York and Cleveland, winning six of seven games by a combined score of 55-32.

The Steamers were making their third appearance in the finals but had never won the championship. Known for its disciplined defense, St. Louis shocked the Blast by taking the opening game of the series in Baltimore 7-3 despite being outshot 45-28. The game's turning point came in the final seconds before halftime when, with the score tied 3-3, the Blast gambled and pulled goalie Scott Manning on a power play to gain a six-on-four-man advantage. But the Magician promptly pulled a goat out of his hat by coughing up the ball after an inbounds pass, allowing the Steamers' Jeff Cacciatore to score a short-handed open-net goal that proved to be the winner. Afterward Stamenkovic tearfully explained to his teammates, "My fault we lose. But we lose no more games. I score many points, and we go on to win championship."

The Blast evened the series by taking Game 2 at home 5-3, then swept the Steamers in St. Louis 5-2, and 5-4 in overtime. Goaltender Manning, the playoff MVP, was brilliant in both games, and in the overtime contest—the key game in the series—Stamenkovic put on a show, with an assist and two goals, including the game winner. "He can make a soccer ball do everything but grow legs and walk," one St. Louis fan grumbled.

That set up Friday's clinching victory, which attracted a Civic Center record 12,007 fans despite the fact that the Detroit Tigers were in town to play the Orioles and the Blast game was being televised locally. As the theme from Flash-dance blared over the sound system, the Blast players ran out of a smoking stage carrying long-stemmed roses; the darkened arena sparkled with flecks of light cast from a mirrored ball. Then the players took a victory lap—this was before the game—at the completion of which three deafening explosions shook the Civic Center. Smoke and a burning odor engulfed Baltimore's defensive zone. It was game time.

And it was game over. The Blast took a 3-0 halftime lead and then, when the Steamers scored two goals in 28 seconds, it was left to the Magician to douse the rally. Moments earlier, Stamenkovic had left the floor in the arms of the Baltimore trainer, limping as if he would never play again—indoor soccer has a terrific sense of the theatrical—but now he bore down on two Steamer defenders, faked this way, juked that, then burst between them and fed teammate Mike Stankovic at the right post. Stankovic put the ball away, and the assist gave Stamenkovic—who even at 195 pounds has the physique of the Pillsbury Doughboy—33 points for the playoff's, breaking the record held jointly by Steve Zungul and Julie Veee, the two legends of indoor soccer. Four open-net goals by Joey Fink, who had five for the game, locked away a 10-3 win and the championship.

Rodin was hoisted onto his players' shoulders and carried around the arena to the strains of Auld Lang Syne. Later on he said, "I'm not that good-looking a guy, so I don't really want to say this, but I feel like Robert Redford in The Natural. In my final time at bat I hit a homer. The lights are exploding, the fans are going wild; it's like fantasy city."

The man was having a blast.

Major It Never Was, but Covering Soccer Was a Blast

July 19, 1992 By MELODY SIMMONS, BALTIMORE SUN

It was not baseball. It was not even hockey. It was a weird mixture of Broadway and Ben Gay.

I knew it as the Major Indoor Soccer League, although in one of its numerous attempts to gain elusive respect, the league that finally died last week crash-landed as the Major Soccer League.

But major -- as in major league baseball or major sports league -- it never was. This was a league whose teams ran through sparkling spaceships before each game as the players were announced like game-show contestants. Disco music, strobe lights and fog machines were cranked up to create an atmosphere that bridged sport with theme park.

I witnessed all this during the 1986-87 season when I covered the Baltimore Blast for The Evening Sun. It was gonzo sports journalism -- often fun, sometimes cynical and wildly unpredictable.

The Blast offered to send limousines to shuttle the sports editors (and not reporters) of The Sun and The Evening Sun to the opening game. When the offer was refused, Drew Forrester, the Jimmy Olsen of soccer public relations, wept in frustration and defended the offer by saying, ''We're a class organization like the Dallas Cowboys who send birthday cards to writers, editors and their wives.''

During an exhibition game in Worcester, Massachusetts, a girl named Amy was selected from a local soccer team to serve as the Blast's ball girl. Amy had the misfortune of looking like a boy. She stood in a corner of the locker room for 15 minutes with a horrified look on her face while players dressed and undressed. Coach Kenny Cooper approached to send her on an errand.

''What's the matter, son?'' he asked.

''I'm not a boy,'' she shouted. ''I'm a girl!'' She was quickly escorted out.

The MISL was the kind of league that would throw a posh media lunch at New York's 21 Club to kick off the season, yet scramble behind closed doors to figure out how to keep some of the franchises solvent.

During the 1987 season, the New York franchise was re-established amid much fanfare. But the gig folded mid-way through the season after indoor soccer failed to ignite any passion at the Nassau County Coliseum in Farmingdale, Long Island, the site of home games. The team's general manager loaded office equipment into his car to hold it hostage for his final paycheck and other money owed to him. A couple of years later he had gone to law school and still had the equipment in his garage.

Players seemed to migrate around the league in amazing patterns. Two stars especially loathed in Baltimore, Keith Furphy and Andy Chapman of arch-rival Cleveland, abruptly were welcomed to Baltimore as though they were prodigal sons. Players were used as sparkplugs in an opposites-attract chess game throughout the MISL. Coach Cooper, who frequently billed himself as a ''master psychologist,'' was good at this game. Only Billy Ronson, a petite and scrappy player from Mr. Cooper's hometown near Blackpool, England, had a Teflon coating.

The MISL all-star game that year was held in Los Angeles. It was hyped as a classic event to be held at the Forum, owned by Jerry Buss, who also owns the Lakers basketball team and Pickfair, the famous Beverly Hills mansion that was once the residence of movie stars Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks.

Mr. Buss sponsored a pre-game bash at Pickfair for MISL officials and media. We thought it would be a chance to glimpse inside the historic estate, but as the school buses dropped us off at curbside, we realized the party was nowhere near the house. Long-haired rock singers played to the announced hoedown theme by trying to sing country-Western songs as the league's yahoos ate barbecue and drank beer.

Traveling with the team was often wild. On a trip to Dallas, our plane almost had a mid-air collision in a thunderstorm. I looked across the aisle at a nervous Coach Cooper, brazenly repeating his motto: ''I'll never die in a plane crash.'' The radio duo of Art ''Dancing Bear'' Sinclair and Charlie Eckman provided comic relief. The ever affable Mr. Eckman once came to my hotel room at 11 p.m., in pajamas with a bottle of scotch. He wondered if I wanted to join him in his room for a drink (I did not).

Blast players like WASP-y Scott Manning and the Yugoslav immigrant Mike Stankovic exemplified the human variety in the league. In mid-season, the Blast signed a player named Drago, ** whom a skin disease had made bald and whom Blast officials called the ''human roll-on deodorant'' because of his appearance. Drago was one of the nicest players on the team and ventured into the community to help children similarly afflicted with alopecia.

It appears that Coach Cooper and some form of the Blast will live to fight on in another professional soccer league. I will miss reading about the exploding soccer ball, the stretch limos that drove onto the field to deliver players, the wannabe Laker girls dancing on the sidelines and aerobics classes performing as halftime entertainment.

Gone is the MISL,the crazy league that tried.

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